Kris totally overreacts after a family game of tennis doesn't quite go her way. Is she a big baby, or what?
We all know the Kardashian women are completely out of their minds, but the June 10 episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians finally revealed the source of their craziness: Kris Jenner. The reality matriarch tried to get her brood together for a family game of tennis, but when her kids started goofing on her over-the-top grunting, she stormed off the court in an angry huff — after she threw an undeserved "f–k you" at Scott Disick, of course.
I could give you the full play-by-play, but to spare your stomach, I'll just give you the five grossest lines from this week's game of tennis — Kardashian-style:
1. "Is that the kind of noise you make when balls are flying at your face?" — Kim Kardashian to Kris
2. "Do you want to hear mom have sex?" — Kim to Rob Kardashian
3. "Honey, anytime there's balls involved, that's my kind of game." — Kris to Kim
4. "Grandma's funny." (Translation: "Grandma's disgusting.") — Mason Disick to Kim
5. "She doesn't make that much noise in the bedroom, I guarantee you." — Bruce Jenner to Kim, Kylie and Kendall
The other big drama of the night revolved around Kris' music "business." Bruce wanted her to manage his son Brandon Jenner's band and was "disappointed" that she couldn't find five minutes in her day to watch his music video. So he ambushed Kris' meeting with Baby Face — they were talking some nonsense about Lance Bass taking one member from every famous boy band in order to form a pop super-group, which is ridiculous — and they both ended up loving Brandon's music.
Meanwhile, Kourtney started nagging Scott about the lack of romance in their relationship. She specifically asked why their love wasn't like Rose and Jack's in Titanic, but even after Scott explained that Titanic is a movie, Kourtney wasn't satisfied. In fact, Scott even got fake spray-tan abs and pretended to be a shirtless carpenter — a lá Ryan Gosling in The Notebook — yet Kourtney still wasn't satisfied. (My God, if that isn't romantic, what is?!)
Scott eventually got her to lighten up, but it took way too much effort. I'll just blame her anger on the hormones.
What did you think of tonight's episode? Besides being super-boring, do you think it made the Kardashian women look totally crazy? Or do you side with Kris and Kourtney? Relive the court-side insanity and drop a comment below:
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